So about Dumbledore being gay. It’s great and all. But am I the only one thinking that one potential take-home lesson is that being gay leads to a life of miserable lovelessness? That gays are drawn to fascists, and that ethical gays have to spend their lives punishing themselves for it? That JK’s offering us a moral worthy of the morons who condemn the books for satanism? Between Rowling and her opponents, a queer can’t win.